Sunday, September 1, 2024

Mirror, Mirror


 
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most attractive candidate of all?”


I must decline to answer and take the fifth, for fear of breakage.


“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the smartest candidate of all?”


I must decline to answer and take the fifth, for fear of breakage.


“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most honest and credible candidate of all?”


I must decline to answer and take the fifth, for fear of breakage.


“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most hard-working candidate of all?”


I must decline to answer and take the fifth, for fear of breakage.


“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most understanding, with it, candidate of all?”


I must decline to answer and take the fifth, for fear of breakage.


“Is there any question you can answer?”


I must decline to answer and take the fifth, for fear of breakage.





  📜 Once there was a tiny tree living in a big forest. It thought it would grow to be the biggest tree if it cut down all the other trees....