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The pilot ordered all the passengers to the back of the plane, as demanded by the VIP acting like a king, and requested that they take their luggage aft with them. Soon after takeoff, the plane went into an unrecoverable spin due to the extreme imbalance of its center of gravity.
No matter how much baggage and how many people the pilot and copilot tossed out of the plane, it still crashed. Go figure.
The lumberjack proceeded to cut down all the trees in the forest. Now it's just barren, arid land, devoid of life. Go figure.
The store owner, fearing robbery, brought a shotgun and, to demonstrate how unafraid he was, pointed it at every person entering the store. Eventually, he scared away everyone, including his customers and workers. He promptly went bankrupt. Go figure.
The idiot went against sage advice. Then everything went wrong. Go figure.
A man spent his days sowing hate and his nights planting fear. Nothing good sprouted. Go figure.
It didn't work, so he did it again. And again, it didn't work. He doubled down and tried again, even though it didn't work. And again, it didn't work. Go figure.
A man stumbled and fell in complete darkness after destroying all the light bulbs. Go figure.
A high priest, jealous of another rabbi's rising popularity, wanted to dash the hopes of the rabbi's followers, so he manipulated the authorities into having him killed. And he created the greatest martyr of all time: Jesus Christ. Go figure.
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